Friday, September 2, 2022

 

Life Without Covid?

 

What would we have done the last 3 years if Covid had not been here to make life grand? It’s all conjecture and I don’t have all the answers, but I can certainly speculate…

 

·       Probably the number one effect has been the worldwide economy. Most of our livelihood’s were affected by supply chain issues. You can’t sell or work from an empty wagon. Empty or nearly empty shelves became the norm. In the early days of 2020, little was known about this virus and how it spread. Truck drivers took a huge risk to continue working and deliver the goods. I can’t say I blame a trucker who is in contact with multiple sources of infection to be hesitant. Thankfully we eventually discovered Covid was primarily air-borne and it didn’t live too well on a hard surface.

·       Who thought that people would leave their jobs and not re-hire when we started to get a handle on Covid? This facet dives me loony tunes to this day. How were all of these people making a living? I realized the Fed offered a hand to help people when business’ shut down or even went out of business, but did they offer help for over two years? In my travels, literally every farm & ranch store, pet store, veterinarian, hotel and eating establishment still has a “Help Wanted” sign on the door.

·        Remote working has been the greatest challenge of all. Thankfully I only had to work at home for 5 or 6 months in 2020. I know people who have been working in shorts and flip flops since Day 1. The pundits say that more work was accomplished during the pandemic, and I agree somewhat. It’s amazing how much work you can get done when you close the door and limit distractions. Video calls became all the rage these last few years as well. They were great for inter-company meetings and such, but I hated them for other uses. In a thick French accent, “I fart in your general direction.” Monty Python The Holy Grail reference… I gave several presentations to a blank screen and it made me doubt my presentation skills. I must be as boring as that teacher calling roll in “Ferris Buehler’s Day Off”. “Buehler. Buehler. Buehler. Anyone.”

·       I bet mental health would have been much better without Covid. Most of us nuts might not be as nutty. The isolation was really tough for some I would venture to guess. I found myself speaking the words loud and clear as I typed away at my laptop. It really got bad when I answered myself… Drug companies would not have had their big bonuses because Prozac and Lithium prescriptions would not have sky-rocketed without Covid.

·       In my occupation, we saw the affect Covid had on dog shelters. The clinics and retail stores I called on told me that all the shelters were basically empty. People felt a need for companionship in an animal sort of way. The backyard poultry industry mushroomed into a flood of new business. Good for business as I can testify to; feed and vet supply companies had banner years from 2020 to 2022. I’m almost a little embarrassed to admit that my company did great. Unfortunately, as several of my customers hypothesized, as the pandemic weakened and we tried to gain a sense of normality, the animal shelters filled up again when some folks asked for a do-over on their pet adoption.

·       Without the pandemic I bet Ukraine would still be a nice place to live. Putin would still be cavorting shirtless on his pony and the people of Ukraine would not be having to live in fear of a bomb dropped on their head. Maybe Putin actually did go nuts sitting at the end of his long table doing Zoom calls.

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·       Anthony Fauci would not have had to hold his head in his hands and mutter, “What the hell did they just say?” We probably wouldn’t have had politics over science without Covid. Oh, and Dr. Ashish Jha would not have to tell the talking heads “Thanks for having me here today” a hundred thousand times….

 

 

·       China would not be defiantly saying, “We didn’t do shit!”, “Not my fault.” or “Who, me??” We have never seen a country crawfish and toss shade on a situation more than China. I’m glad we get the true story in the US. Nudge nudge, wink wink. Another Monty Python reference…

·       Finally, millions of trees would not have had to be slaughtered and give their life to the Charmin guy and our clean backsides.

 

I sure hope we have learned from Covid. This battle (and it has been a battle through and through) has split and divided us more and more. Maybe we have way too much unfiltered and un-vetted information at our disposal. I miss the old days of Walter Cronkite telling us what happened today and I disdain hearing a news-reader today offer up their opinion of what happened, why it happened and what they think the result will be.

Unfortunately, giving my opinion is exactly what I have been doing these last 900 words or so. I wish I had the answers to all the questions. I wish we could just Google “Ask Jeeves” and find out first hand. This “editorial” has been meant to give you a giggle and try to deliver a tongue in cheek view of the world.

Humor is so much more fun than say, anything else in the world. Right?

Sunday, December 19, 2021

My Buddy, the Bear


If you have never heard the Jimmy Buffet classic “Gods Own Drunk”, I suggest you give it a listen. 
It will put bears into a new perspective, guaranteed to enlighten.

We have lived in the California Sierra’s now for about 10 years and I have never seen a bear full on live and in person. Susie has had multiple introductions, to my chagrin.  Makes me a bit jealous I have to inform you. I mean heck, the California state flag has a bear on it, my favorite California college team is the Cal Bears and I’m the rugged outdoorsman, not Susie. 
Right???

Well, be careful of what you wish for…

One evening, bout’ a month ago, the dogs started a racket and Susie and I stepped outside to see, yep, you guessed it, Buddy the bear. He was a Kodiak lookin’ fella, about 19 feet tall…Wait, that’s how “Gods Own Drunk” goes… I digress…

Seriously, on the driveway about 30 yards from the house, sauntering up the gravel, was Buddy. I shined the flashlight on him (her?) and it took off. We have an eighty foot Ponderosa pine in the back of the house and this beast climbed straight up 30 or 40 feet in nothin’ flat. Like a pure “D” dumbass, I started walking out to said tree. The scotch I was sipping on, said, “Go head, get a little closer”. I could see Buddy’s eyes in the dark night and he (again she?) was backing down the tree a little slower than it went up, but too fast for me. I went in the house.

Thinking I had a story to tell, I felt proud of my tale and my resourceful manliness. I told the story like Kevin Costner does in “Dances With Wolves”, when he wows the tribe of his tatonka tale. Friends and neighbor’s eye’s bulged out with amazement when I relayed my wilderness experience. Once more, be careful what you… Well, you know…

The other night Susie was dog sitting for some clients and me & the girls (Annie the Red and Zoe the miniature horse) were home alone. Once more Annie starts wailing at the back sliding glass door. I grabbed the flashlight (a steadfast practice I now do when I venture out at night) and not twenty feet from is my pal. Buddy scurried up a small oak tree about ten feet or so and stared intently at me. I was frozen still, but started backing up slowly when it slowly grappled down the tree. It loped, no,  galloped to that same pine tree and literally ran straight up the tree about 30 feet. I say galloped because the sound of its paws hitting the ground sounded like a race horse covering some ground, coming down the back stretch. “Thud, thud, thud”. Buddy eventually came down the tree and I pondered now that he might now fear me and would never be seen again. Ha…

I waited about an hour and as Elmer Fudd does so carefully, was vewy, vewy qwuiet as I stealthly ventured out. This time Buddy was on the driveway again. I threw some rocks at him, and I swear he picked them up and tossed them back at me. I soon realized that I needed a new plan.

Buddy skulked behind another big pine tree, poked his head around the tree like it was spying on me. Once more my bravado got the best of me. I walked toward the tree and raised my arms above my head to make myself look bigger. I mean, that’s what all the wilderness survival guides say you’re supposed to do, right?

What happened next was not what is supposed to have happened. The bear is should be alarmed and frightened by the sight of a human with outstretched arms slowly approaching. At least that’s what all outdoorsy experts say. Stupid back country books…

Buddy slowly creeped around the tree and at an easy pace, took about 2-3 steps towards me. You know when you see a scared person in the movies piss down their leg and it puddles at their feet? Well, that’s not far from the truth. I started crawfishin’ backwards, just about tripped over a tree stump and skedaddled to the house. I even locked the door. I mean you never know; this bear might have been pretty dexterous. 

The girls had not been outside to squat and pee since about 7:00 and I told them, “Sorry ladies, daddy’s not going outside until tomorrow.” I of course did not have to relieve myself at that moment…

Thus, my wish to see a bear in the wild had been fulfilled. I could now sit around the campfire and tell tales of my adventures and watch people stare at me in dis-belief. I was now a man among men, where children looked up to me in awe and adults came to me, hat in hand. Jim Bridger, John Muir and Leonardo DiCaprio bowed to me in respect. 

I was bona fide, to quote Penny Wharvey McGill in “Oh Brother, Where Art Thou”.

I still scan the ridges and the valleys, keeping an eye out for Buddy. Both our lives are now entwined.  We are one, Buddy and I…

Sunday, March 8, 2020

The Great Ones-Dave Brittain and John Tufts


The Great Ones
Dave Brittain and John Tufts

It took me a while to be able to write this “memoir”. No, I don’t mean I was teary eyed at the passing of these two important people in my life; I just needed time to reflect. Both John and Dave were intricate in my career path and they are due a well thought out ode to what they brought to the game. Let’s start in the beginning….

When I decided to leave the horse world and dive into a career in animal health, all I had was a list of people Brandon Manning gave me. We were good friends who had been at Tarleton at the same time and followed similar career paths. I wanted to try something else in the ag field other than what I was doing at the time and Brandon had recently made the switch to Allflex, the ID ear tag company. He was very convincing and I still thank him for his help. Brandon gave me a list of animal health distributors and other animal health companies. Oddly enough, both Dave Brittain’s Coastal Ag Supply and John Tuft’s SunWest Industries were on the list.

I sent out well over 50 resumes and letters to prospective companies and the only positives were Pfizer Animal Health and Coastal Ag. Pfizer was not looking to hire for several months and my finances were beginning to shrink. I called Dave and asked if he had seen my resume that I had sent him. He replied in a hurried response, “I haven’t had time to look at it, but I will.” Yeah sure, I pondered. I called Dave back a few days later and he said that his wife (Miss Betty) had set it on his desk, but he STILL had not looked at it. I again said I would call back later. The third time I called he said he had glanced at it. I forcibly pressed my will to him and said, “How about I come by next week and we can meet?” Dave seemed to reluctantly accept the date and I began planning our meeting. Mind you, I had never seen, met or heard anything about this man. I put on a suit and tie and drove down to Houston that next week, resume and college course list and grades in hand.

Remember, that in 1992 I was 5’9” and tipped the scales at 150 lbs. soaking wet. I walked in the office doors of Coastal Ag and was met by this 6’6” bear of a man. I had been a little brazen to literally demand the interview, and when I saw how big Dave was, I became slightly intimidated. He was the complete opposite of what I expected. We talked about what I had been doing after school and he was all ears. He told me he had room for me to start from the ground up and I jumped all over it. The pay was a little on the meager side, but hey, it was money. Thus, my career in animal health began. At the bottom. Again.

Dave had me fill orders and help load trucks for the first several months. I then was sent on deliveries and even began checking orders for delivery. Finally, he asked me if I wanted to sell tack. We had a trailer that was basically a catalog on wheels. I towed it to various accounts all over Coastal’s sales area. I did that for about 6 more months and then Dave acquired a warehouse in Seguin, Texas. I started helping Dave and his son Eric get the place ready for business and Dave asked me if I wanted to move to Seguin. I jumped at the chance and made the move. Dave even let me use a Coastal Ag trailer to move my stuff. He thought, “Why don’t I have Tim move his furniture and get him to haul some inventory to the Seguin warehouse at the same time?” My first thought was that Dave was pretty smart in doing this. He could write off my moving expenses and get some product moved at the same time. He didn’t tell me until I arrived to hook up the trailer that the product was 4 pallets of Dursban Insecticide Granules. I swear my couch smelled like a fertilizer warehouse for 3 months.

I worked at the Seguin warehouse for about 3 or 4 more months and the south Texas rep Jim Moseman decided he didn’t want to travel to the Rio Grande Valley anymore and Dave asked me if I wanted to. I thought about it awhile and turned it down. When I told Dave this, he started fuming, “Well by God, somebody is going down there or I’ll fire one of you and hire someone who will!”. I was a little taken aback and said, “ Well, I guess I’m going to the Valley after all.” I talked to one of my co-workers, Robert Boley and he told me to never turn down an offer. Very good words of wisdom. Dave eventually told me a few days later that we wasn’t going to fire me and if I wanted to stay in the warehouse, I could. I took it like, “You can stay in the warehouse and rot.”

Dave ended up being a great teacher and guide for me. When I sold some Gopher Bait under the contracted sales price, he called me a “giveaway artist”. I didn’t know any better, but I never made that mistake again. All the Coastal reps called Dave each morning to discuss various things. One morning I called in and we talked business for a bit and then he gave me the advice of “staying away from hairy legged women when you’re on the road”. Thanks Dave.

I got a phone call on a Sunday night in January. John Tufts with SunWest (Walco) was calling to see if I would be interested in going to work for him in my present territory. I was shocked to say the least. I mean, who was I? I definitely was not some hot shot sales rep, just a very avg rep trying to learn the ropes. I agreed to meet John later in the week.

I met John at a restaurant in the hotel he was staying at in Austin. Once again, I had no clue about this man. Didn’t know his reputation, his persona, nuttin. I walk in with my tie once again haphazardly tied, and a man with shaggy hair and beard, shorts and flip flops walks up to me and introduces himself. Oh shit, what have I got myself in to? We sit down in the bar and visit about the industry and the area. John asked me if I called on my customers in a tie. I didn’t know what to say, but John started laughing and I sheepishly grinned along with him. Turns out that Walco has had very little, if none, dealer presence in south Texas since the 80’s. My girlfriend (now the lovely Mrs. Guest) was a buyer at a Callahan General Store in Austin and her main supplier was Kenneth Caffey with SunWest. Slowly the pieces began falling in place to me.

First of all, I was felt tremendously honored that someone came to me about a job, as opposed to the opposite. I also found out that John had talked to 2 other co-workers of mine. I called John back the next week and told him, “If you’re still offering, I’m a taking.” I had not considered the fact that John had not actually offered me the job, usually a necessary cog in the job-getting business. Fortunately, John said he would put the papers together and send them to me. One of the other co-workers turned out to be Kelly Wilkey. Here I thought that I was some kind of catch for John and Walco. I was actually the last person John had called. Oh well, it felt good for a little bit to be a star.
Driving to Houston to tell Dave Brittain I was quitting him, was one of the most difficult and stressful periods of my young life. I had told Eric Brittain I was leaving, but Dave was in Houston and I needed to tell him to his face. I called the office, but Dave had already left for the day. I spoke to one of Dave’s other sons, Scott and asked him not to mention anything to Dave. Crazy to think Scott wouldn’t say anything to Dave…

I tossed and turned all night and finally woke up around 4:00 AM and headed out the door to Houston. My stomach was in knots and at one point I almost pulled over to puke. When I got to the office I found Dave and immediately knew that he was in the know. I told him I was leaving and he immediately fumed and fussed that I was going to work in “his backyard”. I just pursed my lips and let Dave rant. He then abruptly lowered his voice and said very calmly, “Dr. Red, you need to do what you feel is best. We can still compete and be friends.” I was relieved to say the least. For a minute, I thought my picture would be on the news that night; “Scrawny Salesman Strangled by Very Large Man”. Dave then told me words that stuck with me to this day. “You’ll be out there tryin’ to kick my ass and I’ll be doin the same to you”. Getting my ass kicked is much better than death by strangulation… I saw Dave a few more times over the years and he was always kind and sincere. I stopped at the office in Seguin about 10 years ago to call on Eric. I hear a deep voice behind me say, “Hey, you old SOB.” I looked around a Dave was grinning from ear to ear. He looked a lot older than I had remembered him, but that probably tends to happen to heart transplant patients. I told Dave and Betty that they had a great family of ex-employees that were in the industry. Betty smiled and said something to the effect of “We do have a big family don’t we?”

John Tufts was a very hands-off boss. He had a bit of the “silver spoon in the mouth birth” but John’s dad taught him well. His dad John Sr. had started the business and when his dad passed away, John ended up selling the company to Walco. Luckily, Walco kept John or I wouldn’t be sharing this story. John told us that one time he ordered a truck load of head gates and squeeze chutes and when the shipment arrived, there was no one but John to unload it. He said he called his dad to complain, but the senior Mr. Tufts matter-of-factly explained to John Jr, “You ordered them, so you can unload them.”

As much of a big wind as John could be at times, he was pretty humble also. Kelly and I played golf with John at times and John couldn’t stand to lose. He would use his heel to make a tee in the fairway grass to give him a better lie. But he always paid for our golf and bought us a big meal. We were driving home from a meeting one day and his car phone rang. “No, I can’t play today. I’ve got my reps with me, but I can play tomorrow. See ya Spud.” Turns out that John lived in the same neighborhood that Spud Webb lived and Spud was putting together a pick up basketball game. Lifestyles of the rich  and famous.

Kelly told me that John called him one day and asked him why he was selling a pistol grip syringe so cheap. Kelly said he promised the customer the price and wanted to hold up his end of the bargain. John told Kelly, ”I guess you let your mouth overload your ass this time?” Isn’t it strange how the best life lessons we learn are the ones we learn when we’re young?

John had a habit of surrounding himself with, not good people, but great people. Our buyer, Cary McClary was probably one the best buyers in the industry. Our warehouse had people that had worked for John for years. Luis Pippin would help John at a moment’s notice. They absolutely loved the man.  I always thought that manufacture reps liked John because he didn’t take himself too seriously. Yeah, John liked to show off from time to time, but I think he was laughing at himself on the inside.
Once he drove a Porsche to a golf outing we went to. I rolled my eyes at John and this crazy antic, but it helped keep his image floating. Turned out the car had been repossessed by the bank that John was a partner in. He pissed off everyone else at the event but did John care?
Hell no.

Walco was sold in the late 90’s and John became a disposable asset of sorts. A lot of the old guard retired or moved on and John was kind of left swingin’ in the wind. As always, he bounced back and he stayed in the industry. He was truly a survivor and he loved the animal health business and the people that are in it. On my last day at Walco, Tim Cooke took me and a few others out to eat that night. As we were leaving, can you guess who walks in the door? John just happened to be eating there that night and it was almost kind of weird that John was the person I saw on my first day and my last day at Walco.  

Last time I saw John was at Dean Lane’s memorial service in Fort Worth. This was easily 15 years ago and John was definitely showing his age. He and Russ Lewis had driven together to the service and I saw them just as I was leaving. I never had a really friendly relationship with John. He was, simply put, my boss and nothing more. I have always respected the chain of command, plus, I didn’t think John was super proud of me as a hire. More of just another rep that worked for him, but I was no shining star. At this point in his life and mine, I finally felt we were peers. He smiled and asked how I was doing and what I was doing. I asked about his kids and he asked about Susie.

At that minute, I suddenly realized that I had made it in this industry. Once again, nothing of a superstar, but I had been accepted into a group I had been wanting to be a part of for many years. I had been inducted to the long timer’s group. Why is that such a big thing for me?

I get to laugh at the kid interviewing in a tie for a job where a tie will never be needed. I hope John and Dave are smiling as I write this, because I damn sure am.

Saturday, December 22, 2018

Rock 101- Lynryd Skynyrd

Rock 101-Best of Lynyrd Skynyrd

Ronnie Van Zandt and his band started a musical genre that has defined a generation. Unfortunately, a plethora of fakers and wannabes have attempted to cash in on the Lynyrd Skynyrd sound and style. Only a few bands can personify the southern rock sound; The Outlaws, Black Oak Arkansas, Blackfoot, Molly Hatchet, The Marshall Tucker Band and most recently Blues Traveler come to mind. The “new” Lynryd Skynyrd only has one original member, Gary Rossington, and he does his best to keep the flame lit, but I have a hard time listening to them. 

The first Skynyrd song I can remember is 1975’s “Saturday Night Special” from the “Nuthin’ Fancy” album. They had already established themselves by then and I was around 12 or so at the time. In the summer of ’75, “Billy, Don’t Be a Hero” was at the top on AM, but Skynyrd was killin’ it on the FM dial.  I had an AM clock radio at the time and only FM stations playing true rock at that time. When the off chance that AM radio would spin that song, I learned to turn the volume up to 11. Giggle. Spinal Tap reference. My Sears & Roebuck radio would crackle and spit, and I would air guitar with the best. Good times…

Most of Lynyrd Skynyrd’s best music came from their first two albums, “Pronounced Leh-nerd-Skin-nerd” and “Second Helping”. Very similar to the band Boston’s library. Unfortunately, the third issue,” Gimme Back My Bullets” had the title song, but not much else. The live album “One More From the Road” followed and is one of the best lives albums ever produced. “Foghat Live” and “Kiss Alive” can lie claim to that also. 
“Street Survivors” had Steve Gaines replacing Ed King (mostly; Ed is credited for one track) and Artimus Pyle was on his second tour of duty as drummer. This was a refreshing follow up, but was tragically ended with the infamous plane crash that killed Ronnie Van Zandt, Steve Gaines, backup singer Cassie Gaines, assistant road manager Dean Kilpatrick, pilot Walter McCreary and co-pilot William Gray. 

I watched a documentary on the band a few weeks ago and Artimus Pyle claimed that Ronnie was considering to bring back former members, guitarist Ed King and original drummer Bob Burns. This would have given them a dual drum combo and a four-lead guitar ensemble. Holy cow, can you imagine the sound that would have been. 

Lynyrd Skynyrd At Its Best

1.    Workin’ For MCA
2.    Gimme Three Steps
3.    I Need You
4.    Don’t Ask Me No Questions
5.    I Ain’t The One
6.    The Needle and the Spoon
7.    Saturday Night Special
8.    Gimme Back My Bullets 
9.    Poison Whiskey
10.  Mr. Banker-(Special addition to the 2001 re-mix of "Pronounced Leg-nerd-Skin-nerd)
11.  Swamp Music
12.  Tuesday’s Gone
13.  Down South Jukin’
14.  What’s Your Name-
15.  Call Me the Breeze
16.  Free Bird (Lower on the list only because it has been played a million times)

I didn’t list “Sweet Home Alabama” because it is themost overplayed song on the radio. Worse than “Stairway To Heaven”. Today’s pop country fakers have soiled a great song. Great for Ronnie’s heirs, bad for true fans. I first heard “Free Bird” on the live album, but the studio recorded version is the one you hear the most. It too was overplayed as well, but has one of the greatest solo guitar licks ever. Allen Collins absolutely shreds it…

I wish I could have seen them live. Not many bands make decent live acts; they are just better in the studio than live. Listen to a live Rolling Stones song; painful to hear…. Ronnie Van Zandt insisted that there would be no “musical interpretation”; the tunes were played the same way each time. You Tube is full of Skynyrd performances and I particularly like the live version of “Workin’ For MCA”. Bassist Leon Wilkeson is standing behind Ronnie Van Zandt and is in the zone. Good stuff people…

Who knows how great they could have become? The 70’s scene was pretty taxing on musicians and they may have fizzled out with a whimper and a cry. Drugs and booze ruined a lot of players in those days and a lot of the band had issues. I’d like to think that they would have got their act together and kept it goin’. 

I mean, come on. Keith Richards is still here…

                                                    

                                                                                                                                                                       

Friday, November 30, 2018

Lets Go Catch a Movie

Let’s Go Catch a Movie

Like most seasoned couch potatoes like me (cue the self-depreciating humor) , we all enjoy a good movie. Unfortunately, you have to weed out the good from the bad. I feel that a list is needed to help my fellow taters. 

I started making a list of great movies to see a while back. Hey, somebody had to do it…

In no particular order…

Hooper-Burt Reynolds and Sally Fields flick that I actually paid to see 4-5 times at the cinema. I even dreamed of becoming a stunt man. When “The Fall Guy” with Lee Majors was on the tube, I never missed a show. The Palomino Club fight scene with Terry Bradshaw was awesome.

3 Days of the Condor and Jerimiah Johnson-Great spy thriller with Robert Redford as a CIA analyst trying to stay alive after his office is shot up by CIA hitmen. Faye Dunaway plays his hostage and then later, confidant who helps him stay alive and find out who is trying to take him out. Max von Sydow plays an international gun for hire trying to snuff out Robert Redford.
Jeremiah Johnson caused me to think if I could be a mountain man. Not sure if I could emulate Will Geer huntin’ for “grizz” …..

The Godfather Trilogy-I could write an entire paper on this. The third is not near as great as the first two, but still pretty damn good. I like Robert De Niro’s role as a young Vito Corleone the best. Marlon Brando is very good De Niro plays it to a “t”. James Caan as the hot-headed Sonny and Robert Duval as Tom Hagen are spot on. Richard Castellano plays a great Clemenza as well. Who can forget his epic line “Leave the gun, take the cannoli.” Clemenza even taught us how to make marinara sauce.

Animal House-With an R rating, I had to sneak in to see this show at age 16. Always the rebel…
Both Animal House and Blazing Saddles probably produced more quoted references than any two movies. Who didn’t try to quote Bluto’s lines back then? Same with D-Day and Flounder. 
Bluto’s classic “Sorry.” after he smash’s the folk singing minstrel’s guitar is epic. “Was it over when the German’s bombed Pearl Harbor?” There’s a ton of them.

Blazing Saddles-Another stealth, underage sneak in of mine. I worked with a guy who told me his room-mates and him would watch Blazing Saddles with the sound turned off and everyone in the room would take turn reciting the dialogue. Genious…
Slim Pickens should have got an Oscar for his Sheriff Taggart role. Alex Karras should have gotten a nod for Mongo, but Mongo only pawn in game of life…

Taxi Driver, Goodfellas and Casino-I just love the gangster and mafia shoot ‘em ups. I am enthralled with organized crime and the mafia. Robert De Niro is so believable along with 
Joe Pesci. I like how the little guy is the bad-ass. In Taxi Driver, De Niro is warped. 
Think of, “You talkin’ to me? Well I’m the only one here.” Classic. I still have a hard time understanding why Jody Foster’s parents let her play Iris the not-even-teenage hooker. 

Pulp Fiction- Don’t you love to hear Samuel L. Jackson cuss? He can say “damn” and I fall down laughing. The way all of the storylines intertwined is perfect. I even learned what a Big Mac is called in France, which makes this an educational film too. Travolta and Uma Thurman cut a rug big time at Jack Rabbit Slim’s. So many good lines; Bruce Willis saying “It’s a chopper baby.” and “Zed’s dead baby. Zed’s dead.” are but a few. I can watch this another 100 times and catch something new.

Arthur-One of the flat-out funniest movies ever done. Dudley Moore and John Gielgud were perfectly cast and Liza Minelli is actually pretty funny. Geraldine Fitzgerald as Arthur’s grandmother is priceless. 

Nothing with Leonardo DiCaprio- Sorry Matt Damon and Jack Nicholson (The Departed), but I can’t stand this prick. He over-acts, he is arrogant and I just don’t like him. Sorry Leo…

Anything with Henry Fonda-Spencer’s Mountain and On Golden Pond are two of my favorites. The Rounders with Glenn Ford is another good one. Hard to believe Jane is his daughter…

Marathon Man- This one probably made more people afraid of the dentist than anything. My parents don’t like telemarketers and let all calls go to voice mail. Whenever I call them I always ask “Is it safe?” in an awful German accent. Dustin Hoffman plays a graduate student whose father committed suicide when he was a child. He is still haunted by this and trains for marathons to keep himself sane.

Serpico-Another good with Al Pacino. True story of Frank Serpico who testified about New York City police corruption in the 60s and 70’s. 

French Connection I and II-For the longest time I thought this was a true story, but not as it turns out. Gene Hackman and Roy Scheider are New York detectives who stumble on to a heroin smuggling ring from France and try to stop it in the first one. In number II, Gene Hackman goes to France to catch the “Frog” and take him down. 

Just about anything from John Wayne- “The Quiet Man” is my all- time fave. The fight between Sean Thornton and Squire Danaher from the farm to town is the best. “The Cowboys” is another good one. Can’t help but shed a tear at the end. “North To Alaska” and “McClintock” show the comedian in him. His only crapper was when he played Genghis Khan 
in “The Conqueror”. John Wayne with a Fu Manchu. What was he thinking???

The Hundred Foot Journey-Being a wanna be cook makes this drama work for me. An Indian family moves to France and opens an Indian restaurant across the street from a Michelin starred French restaurant run by Helen Mirren. I found the recipe for the omelet that was in the story and cooked it. Food nerd…

“Finding Nemo”, “Shrek”, “Puss In Boots” and “Monster’s Inc.”- I needed a cartoon section. Plus, these are full of vaguely veiled adult humor and I gut laugh at all of them.

MASH-I think I watched the TV series before I ever saw the movie. Don’t miss this one when it shows on TCM. 


Red and Red 2-Once again Helen Mirren. Coincidence? I think not. John Malkovich is funny as hell and Bruce Willis is his usual cool self.

Goodbye Mr. Chips-A bit of a tear jerker at the end, but pretty good stuff. I’ve never seen the 1930’s version, only the late 60’s film. Peter O’Toole and Petula Clark were cast perfectly.

The Big Lebowski-Perfect example of a cult film. Jeff Bridges is good, but John Goodman is even better. Another one to quote from; “Yeah, well, that’s just like your opinion, man.” and “Forget it Donnie. You’re out of your element.”

Clint Eastwood-Last one but certainly not last. Dirty Harry says it all. “A man’s got to know his limitations.” and “This is a 44 magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world and can blow your head clean off.” and “You got to be wondering, did he fire 6 shots or only 5?”
The Unforgiven and Bronco Billy are pretty awesome too. Who thought Clint Eastwood could sing?